I have been trying to save this joke for a special event but
I just can't keep it to myself any longer. I do not know the
original author, but it was told to me by Jim Steidinger, the
Oshkosh Ultralight/Lightplane Judging chairman who has served
as a volunteer there for 23 years.
It's radio conversation:
PILOT: Oshkosh tower could you please give me a time check?
TOWER: Please identify yourself.
PILOT: What difference does it make. I only want a time check!
TOWER: It makes a BIG difference. If you are general aviation,
it's 4:30. If you are military it's 16:30. If you are Lufthansa
it's 22:30 Zulu,.... and if you're an ultralight, it's thursday!
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